My Life in (con)TEXT

Me: I have dinner with the girls @ 5:30.

Mr. Clean: I also have dinner with some girls at that same time. Strippers and beer. : D

Me: Figures. I'll have to take BB.

Mr. Clean: The girls love her.

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A close friend had her baby boy last week. I said I was going over for a few minutes. Two hours later...

Mr. Clean: Dinner isn't going to make itself.

My life in (con)TEXT

Today's text...

Mr. Clean: How about you, me, and a box of Franzia?

Me: I don't know about the Franzia. A bottle of wine might be nice though.

Mr. Clean: But the box is more romantic.